New U.S. Postage Stamp: buy ‘em by the truck load

For those of you who have not yet heard, our President has approved…encouraged…decided…ordered…heck, something or the other…

Let me start over.

President Obama has directed (directed, yep…that was the word I was looking for) the United States Postal Service to remember and honor the EID Muslim holiday season with a new commemorative 42 cent first class holiday postage stamp.

Okay. I am a bit confused. We are living in the United States of America. The last time I sniffed around my human mom’s history books, I do believe I read that our nation was founded on Christian principles. Christian. Christ. Christian. Muslim? I’m not seeing the relevance of this new stamp.

Hmm. Okay. Let’s see what Muslims have contributed to our nation…

1. Muslims bombed Pan Am flight 103
2. Muslims bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 
3. Muslims bombed US Marine barracks in Lebanon 
4. Muslims bombed the US military barracks in Saudi Arabia 
5. Muslims bombed the American Embassies in Africa
6. Muslims bombed the USS COLE 
7. Muslims were responsible for the terrorists attacks on 9/11/2001 
8. Muslims were responsible for the killing for countless Americans

What a contribution! I can see why Americans would want to purchase these stamps. Not!

Well, let Doggebone tell you why you should buy them…

Show what you think about the new EID Muslim holiday commemorative stamp. Purchase them by the truck load. Make a wise investment. Doggebone recommends using them for:

1. Litter box liners. No more hassling with the plastic lift-and-remove box liners. Simply remove the stamp from the protective sheet and place in neat rows in the litter box. The self-adhesive backing makes installation a breeze! When it’s time to clean the litter box, simply dump them along with the rest of the …
2. Paw protectors. I don’t know about you, but I get tired of getting in trouble for my nasty paws after being outside. The convenient self-adhesive backing on these unique stamps makes paw application as easy as 1 paw, 2 paws, 3 paws, 4 paws. Lovable dogs, like Doggebone, will have protection from the elements we encounter when playing outside; not to mention the protection from stepping in … well, except I might not be able to tell the difference between the stamp/protector and what I stepped in. 
3. Seals. These one-of-a-kind stamps make excellent seals for minor leaks in plastic cups or other …wait a minute. They won’t hold water. Yep, that is exactly right. These new stamps do not hold water as far as the American people are concerned.

Let me back up a bit, back to being a Christian nation. That is right. I said it. Doggebone does not care about political correctness and you shouldn’t either.

The United States is a Christian nation. Not Muslim. The mere thought of this stamp is a slap in the face to the American people…and Doggebone loves his people!

Unless you plan to line your feline companion’s litter box, I don’t recommend purchasing these atrocities. But, you do have the freedom and free will to do as you wish. If you opt to place one on your “Holiday” cards this year, be sure to make notes because you will be held accountable one day…which might not be that far away. And, if you use them, don’t send Doggebone a card.

Doggebone says, wag your tail. Bark loudly. Tell the world that you think Jesus is the reason for the season and that there is no room for anti-Christian principles in our country.