Thursday, June 16, 2011

I wanted to take a break but not like this. Gotta love these Mississippi summer showers. No power. Sweltering heat...ugh! Whoa! Thunder! Fred can run fast!

I'll stand by her...I swear!

Look world, Doggebone has some serious stuff to talk about.

I just don't know what to think. My mama is so gentle and loving with me. I just do not see how she could do what I heard her say she did. It seems impossible. But I heard it. I heard it with my own ears. And I have darned good hearing.

Okay. I 'll try to calm down and start from the beginning.

I really needed to go outside, bad. I was trying really hard to be patient. I thought I was being good about the whole thing...considering how VERY badly I needed to "go."

Mama was about to pour water in the coffee maker. I shifted a bit to ease the pain of holding it when the words she said about knocked me over.

"I'll kill you just like I killed your little friends."

Man, all I need to do is pee. I really don't think that warrants murder. Do you? I know I was getting a little restless, but come'on. Seriously? Murder?

She didn't hurt me. She was doing something weird with her fingers and mumbling something, then she poured the water, hit the on button and walked me to the door.

I don't know what to think. But no matter what, she is my mama and I love her. If she did kill my friends, certainly there had to be a good reason. Right?

Maybe she blogged about it. Help me keep a check, won't you? http://redwritinghoodink.blogspot.com/

Until next time, hold your bladder! Seriously, your life may depend on it!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

My wisdom is coveted

Apparently, my human mom is not the only one who believes I am wise. I am gaining a fan base for those writing in to ask Doggebone's advice. So, I have decided to post some of the Questions & Answers on my blog. I hope you will enjoy the posts and, maybe, you will find that I have helped you in some way --or at least made your day a little brighter! I do have that effect on people. ;)