Breaking news! Weather update...again

Hi out there...It's Doggebone with Breaking News!

It is snowing. I repeat. It is snowing.
Stay in bed.

I was first on the scene, gathering scientific evidence (see images below). I witnessed this phenomena myself. Little droplets of soft white something-or-other is falling from the sky. According to my research, this is snow, indeed. I am not sure how long this is supposed to last, but it is cold. I repeat. It is cold. Stay in bed.

 Testing chill factor differences: Doggebone, sitting; assistant Connie Cotton, standing

 

 Investigation: Doggebone inspects weather droppings

 Research: Testing for effects of cold

Emergency meeting: Doggebone and Assistant, Connie Cotton, discuss weather conditions.

Stay tuned for additional updates. Doggebone will be on the frontline (no, not the flea medicine -I take the pill) to provide you with the most current weather information. At least, if my mom allows it.

This has been a Doggebone Breaking News Weather Update. You can now return to your regular Friday night plans. However, I recommend that you stay in bed.

~Doggebone

Doggebone weather update

Hi cyber friends! It's me, Doggebone.

I take my job as weather dog quite seriously. I want my friends to be prepared in all seasons. So, having said that, it is time for a weather update.

Doggebone weather report:
It is cold. Stay in bed.
Possible snow flurries later today. Stay in bed.

Cold weather activities:
This is the perfect weather for movies. Watch from your bed.
If you are hungry, be quiet and still...almost lethargic. Your mom will worry and bring you a treat...and you never have to leave the bed.
Let the cats inside. The fluffy creatures help keep you warm while you stay in bed.
Need to "go"? Hold it. Refrain from drinking water. Stay in bed.

That's it for now. Doggebone will post updates as weather conditions change.

Until next time, stay warm...in bed.

~Doggebone