Doggebone weather update

Hi cyber friends! It's me, Doggebone.

I take my job as weather dog quite seriously. I want my friends to be prepared in all seasons. So, having said that, it is time for a weather update.

Doggebone weather report:
It is cold. Stay in bed.
Possible snow flurries later today. Stay in bed.

Cold weather activities:
This is the perfect weather for movies. Watch from your bed.
If you are hungry, be quiet and still...almost lethargic. Your mom will worry and bring you a treat...and you never have to leave the bed.
Let the cats inside. The fluffy creatures help keep you warm while you stay in bed.
Need to "go"? Hold it. Refrain from drinking water. Stay in bed.

That's it for now. Doggebone will post updates as weather conditions change.

Until next time, stay warm...in bed.

~Doggebone

Thank you to my fans, feedback requested

Doggebone is becoming famous throughout the internet and wanted to take a moment to say thank you to everyone who has praised "my" blog.

One reader even said she loves me! My human mom said it was meant as a figure of speech but I know it's real. She does love me. Who wouldn't? I am fairly hygienic for a canine. My mom bathes me at least once a week. My hair is an awesome mixture of colors. And to think some people pay big bucks to get the same color highlights God gave me! I could use a pedicure but I suppose that will come with time. Mom doesn't like doing it. Mr. Vet usually does it.

But, anyway...I do want to say thanks! I appreciate your comments and knowing that I can make people smile.

Now...

Doggebone needs to know what you think. I am contemplating a part-time job as a weather dog. My mom got me a uniform.

For those of you who might not know, I have a bit of an accent. It is Southern with a British twang. For example, my name pronounced: Doogie-boon. Imagine how intriguing I will be as a weather dog! I can see me now...

"'Ello. This is Doogie-Boon bringing you the watha repo't. I predict it will be a bit wa'm and dry today so you may want to find a wata hole for dousing and coolin'."

See how good that sounds!

I know my dog bowl is pretty full with the blog and all, but if I became a weather dog I could keep my fans informed of possible weather issues. My knowledge could save lives. Well, maybe not lives, but I am sure it will save some hairdos. At the very least, I can warn people ahead of time of potential rain (rain + dirt = mud) so they can be ready...and maybe purchase extra Muslim postage stamps for their paws and shoes.

What do you think?